sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

anoth3erbottledown:

 
thatfunnyblog:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart. (via suspend)

(Source: moeyhashy)


shutupaubrey:

*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns

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